PinnedWayne SpooneyThe Celtics, My Dad, and Learning to Enjoy the EndMemory is a weird thing. I hadn’t thought about the time I brought my dad to a Celtics game in 2010 for close to a decade. It was, until…Jun 20, 2022Jun 20, 2022
PinnedWayne SpooneySix Seasons and a Trophy — How Al Horford’s Sacrifice Has the Celtics Streets Ahead and in the…I just started rewatching the show Community. If you haven’t seen it, it’s a show about a study group at a community college that gets up…Jun 2, 2022Jun 2, 2022
PinnedWayne SpooneyThe Museum of Modern Smart — The Subtle Brillance of Marcus Smart — Part 2Alright, I’m back with Part 2 of this 1 (I intentionally worded that confusingly because I hate my readers). I appreciate everyone…Feb 14, 2022Feb 14, 2022
Wayne SpooneyThe Investigation of Sam Hauser — Part 1As I light my cigarette while enjoying the soft ping of rain colliding with my air conditioner unit, there’s an unexpected knock on my…Sep 16, 2022Sep 16, 2022
Wayne SpooneyFor the Celtics to Win the Series, Jayson Tatum Must Go Back to His RootsJayson Tatum is on the brink of superstardom while the Celtics are on the brink of elimination. Two brinks, which is two more than the…May 13, 2022May 13, 2022
Wayne SpooneyWhipping Out His PP — How Ime Udoka Has Weaponized Payton PritchardFirst, about the title. I’m sorry, I really am. I promise to limit the dick jokes in this one (probably a physical impossibility…Apr 29, 2022Apr 29, 2022
Wayne SpooneyMuseum of Modern Smart — The Subtle Brillance of Marcus SmartMarcus Smart is averaging a sizzling 11.4–3.9–5.5 on a “YMCA chucker you hate to play with” slash line of 40.3/31.2/77.8 with a 51.6 TS%…Feb 5, 2022Feb 5, 2022
Wayne SpooneyThe Philly Model — Why the Celtics Are on Pace for Fifty WinsIf you know anything about me, you know I absolutely hate saying the P-word. I’ll happily say the f-word, the s-word, and sometimes even…Dec 3, 2021Dec 3, 2021
Wayne SpooneyA Man Has No Life — A Breakdown of Every Nesmith Defensive Possession Last NightAaron Nesmith sucks on defense. Aaron Nesmith’s defense is unplayable. Nesmith misses rotations and constantly gets lost.Nov 14, 2021Nov 14, 2021
